When people think it’s too early to celebrate Halloween
*uses snapchat text bar to cover pimple*
Being rushed through the hospital from a lsd over dose.
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
Did you seriously just quote The spongebob episode where they’re selling chocolate door to door?