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Hopefully going home today. The incision is giving me some issues but I can walk around without feeling much pain. Plus they for me on Percocet. The funny/major issue I have right now is teaching myself how to fart. Without the nerves and muscles in my abdomen,I literally have to push down on my belly to try and fart me. Sometimes it works other times the gas piles up. It sucks but I’m trying to keep positive. #hospital #recovery #surgery #selfie #patient #resting #druggedup

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